As I walked through the barrier at work just now one of the security gents asked me, “How many months?” rather than simply, “How are you today?” as usual. This means I officially look pregnant. It’s only taken 5 months!
I feel like this is some sort of right of passage.
I’ve also eaten 8 mini chocolates today. This feels less of a right & more of a liberty… New mantra: more fruit less chocolate.